about? Ruler

Picture this: You're in a conversation and someone tells you that something is "about 2 inches" wide. But what does that even mean? With the about? Ruler, you can now turn arbitrary guesses into a standardized system of absolute nonsense!

Finally, you can throw precision out the window and embrace the world of vague measurements with absolute confidence.

How does it work, you ask? Well, we gathered a bunch of people and had them wildly guess the dimensions of random objects. Then, we took those wild guesses, averaged them out, and voila! The about? unit of measurement was born.

Now, instead of bothering with pesky accuracy or reliable data, you can confidently proclaim that something is "about 17 about? inches" long. Precision is overrated. Embrace the uncertainty and bafflement of about? measurements.

Chindogu is the Japanese art of inventing silly and useless gadgets to solve everyday problems.